Gold Star Family License Plate
As a self-titled Outlook Shift Engineer, I invite people to keep their eyes on the road by playing a Drive Yourself Happy game. Basically, looking at the license plate in front of you on the road,...
View ArticleAlpha male cat lifts human!
Alpha Buddy Cat: ‘So … you think you might sleep in? Think again! I’ll sit on the edge of this bathroom tub and whack whack whack at the shower curtain until you can’t stand it anymore and get out of...
View ArticleGolden Oldies Golden Purifier
W.O.W.!! = World Of Wonder! I got in my car to pick up a bargain deal at BIG LOTS. A Radio, CD, iPod or MP3 player for only $28.00! While driving to my destination, I saw a FABULOUS GOLDEN OLDIE...
View ArticlePunny Shopping Experience
With the MEGA HOLIDAY SALES AND SHOPPING season coming upon us, we’ll need to keep our sense of humor! May the FARCE be with us! I just came from doing some pre-PENDING ICE-WET SNOW storm prediction...
View ArticleHealthy Socialization Happy Holiday Tradition and Always
I have my own method of SPREADING GOOD CHEER THROUGHOUT THE YEAR! For ages, story tellers were of value to tribes. The tradition of sharing information, which later became more colorful and...
View ArticleMall Walking or Silly Sliding
When I was walking healthily at the mall, today, I saw a Silly Sliding teen! I SLIDE-WALKED over to the teen girl and her mom. I mentioned that I had hopped, walked and skipping with a toddler physical...
View ArticleSilly Shopper Slow Driver
SLOW DOWN, YOU MOVE TO FAST – GOT TO MAKE THE MORNING LAST NOW … are the words to a song I was being reminded of, earlier today. I took a different route to a local lunch spot. Laughingly, I got behind...
View ArticleBarter or Sing for Your Supper
I like using the easy, quick self-checkout at the grocery store. I often joke about putting colorful commentary from the computer program generated prompts versus the professional verbal prompts. OY!...
View ArticleBottle Cap Hockey Cat
Fa ged aboud those expensive cat toys Oh Boy! My alpha male, ginger tabby cat, BUDDY has a GREAT Baseball and Hockey Arm! Um .. I mean PAW! All I have to do is toss a soft toy in the air, and WHAM! he...
View ArticleTen Healthy Wealthy Bicycle Laps
In my youth, I used to gain freedom from a dysfunctional household, by riding my 10 speed bike on long, country road rides! I would make a promise to not get off the bicycle, no matter how high the...
View ArticleSilly Socializing Shopper
Just came from my daily visit to GIANT/MARTINS GROCERY STORE. I visited the PANDA food court stand. I ordered my usual SPRING ROLLS! I like practicing my knowledge of basic greetings on the various...
View ArticleI Will Survive! Shake It Off!
Sometimes, okay – a lot of times, as we go down the road of life, it seems there are so many obstacles. There are days when I think I will become the next Howard Hughes, not with the money, but...
View ArticleMove and Groove to a Healthier You!
Whether you are sitting, standing, or able to walk and move in a forward motion – MOVING AND GROOVING to a SOULFUL beat CAN’T BE BEAT! I sold the sofa and chairs in my unhealthy sitting-reclining room;...
View ArticleYou are Perfect, just as you are
‘I’m small for my age’ said the perfectly beautiful young girl, standing in the sandwhich eatery line, with her mother and younger brother. YOU ARE PERFECT JUST AS YOU ARE! I affirmed. I gave her a...
View ArticleLunar Eclipse at the Kitchen Window
Perfect timing for my cats to awaken me at 5:45 AM on October 8, 2014. I saw the light reflection of the moon on my kitchen linoleum floor. I went to the window to see the FULL MOON. To my JOYOUS...
View ArticleSuper Gloria Love Angel
I give a talk called: WHO ARE YOU? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? (Yes! Like the song by THE WHO!) I invite my audience to REMOVE THEIR FALSE/OLD MASK and TAKE ON A NEW, SELF-DESCRIBED PERSONA! For example, I can...
View ArticleMy Scary Encounter with David Selby
SCARY SOAP OPERA CHARACTER STORY: When I was in 5th grade or so … David Selby (who played Quentin Collins) from Dark Shadows – was scheduled to come to the Harrisburg East Mall as a promotion. What...
View ArticleI LOVE to VOTE!
I LOVE to VOTE! V.O.T.E. = Verify One’s Truth! Emphatically! Women, protesting for the right to VOTE, were the first to protest on the sidewalk across from the newly built White House! HOOWAH! To those...
View ArticleA Day to Honor the Life and Death of my Amazing Sister Dolly
After having her ‘life as she knew it’ taken away from her by a drunk driver, in November of 1967; my oldest sister Dolly no longer had to live in her brain damaged, partially paralyzed body; passing...
View ArticleFeeling down? Spread Joy Around!
I attended two holiday Craft Shows this morning. TRINITY Highschool as well as MT ZION UMC in Enola, PA. While I knew I couldn’t afford to buy the items, I wanted to go and show support; having been a...
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